yes, I am immature but who isnt? and if you say your not then your probably the most immature person out of them all! I am soo sick of people telling me how immature you I am! welll asshole if I am so damn immature would I be able to carry on a conversation from Nelson Mendella, to discussing Alexander Mcqueen, discussing skin cells to discussing Pretty little liars? or how about a documentary on the history channel (probably seen them all) to discusssing Jersey shore? hmmmmm? Can you discuss the theory of tectonic plates? can you tell me the difference from continental drift and plate tectonics? NO YOU CANT BECAUSE YOUR AN ABSOLUTE NINCOMPOOP!!! Yes, soo what I dont get along with people my age actually I prefer being around smaller children because honestly I prefer innocence! I am in no means saying that I am innocent at all but this generation…well people my age go out drinking getting high have sex shit like that! what do u want me to say when you are telling people about you getting high? WOWW YOUR COOL DO U WANT A COOKIE? YOUR 15 DO YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF NOW? Honestly if you dont have the self-esteem and the moral to not do drugs when your this young then your immature beyond words. SMH!! I dont have to impress anybody by getting high or doing drugs! or some people go the opposite way and try to be all goddy two shoes like and are like no dont do drugs ever in you life getting high is for loser….I agree to a certain extent but we arent going to explore that topic yet. Anyways yea girls especcialy are like no I have morals I blah blah blah good job you have morals do u have to shout it out to every single person? I mean jesus!!!!!! And guys who are like always being like haters can go die, haters this, haters that. NEWSFLASH YOU FEEL THE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THEM CONSTANTLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE NONE YOU NO- LIFE! SELF-CENTERED! LITTLE KIDS CREEPER FUCKER!!! GOD I HATE YOUUU!!!!!
SO this is rant number one. This is obviously the first of many rants soo enjoy.
I absolutely hate what comes along with [arent hood. Like honestly its fucking ridiculous. If I video taped my mom for a day she would see that half the time she doesnt act better than a teenager!!! she is always going on about time, money work, school, how we are such slobs, and anything else under the sun…she would litterally be APPALED. BUT see here is the thing because I have thought about this a lot she would give me the following answers if I were to confront her as follows: where the hell did you get the video tape recorder?, ITS TRUE I SHOULDNT HAVE TO TELL MY 18 YEARD OLD SON AND MY ALMOST 16 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER HOW TO PICK UP AFTER THEIRSELVES!!!!!! I dont see what the problem is sarah I look just like you…NASTY!!!! and my person favorite, seee she only pulls this out when she is really in a pickle : I don’t have to answer to you. God see right there she just knocked me down like 50 pegs!!! like I went from “heyy I am actually going to win this battle :) fuckkk yesss ” tooo ” O dear lord she is going to hit me RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!” So thats when you need to learn this amazing thing….trust me it taakes yeaars and year to eprfect but I got it :) no more listenting to enldess arguments and chatter its the : get the fuck away from me mom you are wasting your breath I can not hear you one bit but it’s funny to watch you yell because you make the dumbest expressions power, Pretty long name but boy does it save me a lot of headaches and tears. You simply pick a funny word or something that she says that hits your hear wrong and you like make up a story using that word, phrase or sound as many times in that story as possible. You practive your creative writing skills, you don’t get a headache, you dont cry, and you have no clue what when on in the argument :) see its perfect.
LIKE I SAID THIS IS THE FIRST OF MANY SO YOU EITHER LIKE THIS POST AND FOLLOW ME OR YOU DONT LIKE IT AND UNFOLLOW ME YOUR CHOICE BUT EITHER WAY HAVE A GOOD FUCKING NIGHT OR DAY <3 o and regardless I love my mom no matter what
No matter who you are, where you are, who you hang out with, or how beautiful you are there is always going to be that one girl that you envy but love at the same time…She is always going to be prettier than you, smarter than you, richer than you, more alluring than you, just all around better than you and although she doesnt meant it…..SHE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE AN ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT. Just for once why cant the poor, or the ugly, or the geeks, or the just non- alluring girls with or the boys win hmmm? why does it only happen in movies? why? ughhh and please guys in the Hollywoood movies do not exist at alll like honestly alll the romantic comedies are just no real every single time I watch a movie with a fantasticaly hot guy he loves the girl but treats her like shit in the beginning she basically is like fuck you and leaves then he realizes he loves her and he moves the heavens and the earth for her. blah blah blah whatever he doesnt exist. Sooooo…… I have come to the conclusion that no you dont need to find the guy that can look past all of the beautiful, smart, rich girls. You dont need some ugly guy so that he will never think he has a chance to be with one of those girls, you dont need a guy that is just a major dickface soo that all the pretty girls wont look at him, all you need is an idiot who doesnt notice them. See? its that simple Sooo ladies I suggest you go out and find yourself an idiot who is funny resonably good looking and good with kids (because honestly if he is an idiot you are going to have to do all the supporting and he will stay home with the children so I suggest you get yourself a wonderful education and and a wonderful job so you never have to worry about money) He will be the loveable no- good-doer dad that everyone lovess :) see that simple.